I was supposed to clean my room weeks, if not months ago, actually. But I didn't because I'm lazy and you all know that. But my mom is now forcing me to clean my room this weekend. I had agreed, but for some reason I overlooked the fact that I would be spamwowing Project for Awesome videos. And you simply can't clean while spamwowing. It just isn't possible.
Project for Awesome has been supremely awesome so far. I've heard complaints about there not being a livestream during the entire thing, but I like the random uploads of video more, because you constantly have to stay alert for more news. Also, crappy cut-out-y internet isn't a problem with this. And, in less than two hours, there will be this awesome livestream show. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen during it, but I do know that ALL CAPS is going to perform, so that's exciting.
To raise money, Project for Awesome is raffling off this really amazing prizes. Like, for $5, you could win John's Nerd Glasses. For $10, you could win Wheezy's Kids' Keyboard. For $15, you could win Nerimon's Twilight Book. For $20, you could have Hank's next album named after you. For $25, you could win an ARC of Maureen Johnson's next book, The Last Little Blue Envelope, complete with notes on the writing of it. For $30, you could co-write an ALL CAPS song. For $40, you could win MysteryGuitarMan's signed guitar.
The prizes are insane. I knew that I wanted to get one, and also that I wanted to help donate. But I'm kind of a greedy person, and I didn't want to not win a prize. SO, I decided to spend $25 on a raffle for a copy of John Green's Zombie Apocalypse novel. Everyone who buys a raffle of his gets a digital copy of the book, and the winner gets the only printed copy. I've been looking forward to reading this book since he first read a bit of it on a live show one time, and was so excited that they chose it as a P4A prize.
I told my mom that I wanted to buy a raffle for it, because I kind of need her credit card to donate. We made a deal. If I make my room completely spotless by Sunday night, I don't have to pay her back the $25. But if I don't, I have to pay her. Note: I DO NOT HAVE $25 TO SPEND. So, yeah. I need to clean my room.
I also have to do homework, because my math teacher's logic is that he should give us more homework over the weekend because then we have three nights to do it instead of one. So, I'm doing my homework tonight before the livestream, and then I'm dedicating all of tomorrow to clean.
Long update is long? Yeah.
-Jess